The Dab is not quite dead, but it’s almost there. A lot of boring, old people have done their best to try to kill the Dab and bury it deep underground. But there are a brave few keeping the Dab alive.

Naturally, given the dab’s immense popularity, this went viral, and now the whole internet world knows what the Squidward dab is—except for the cast of The SpongeBob Musical. I know this because I ...