How to Escape Hell ====== Three men go to hell and they’re pissed off about it. "Surely we weren't that bad?" they ask themselves. "There has to be something we can do to get out of here." Satan suddenly appears and says "Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you're free to go. I'll even let you pick something to cover your back with." The men let out a cheer. This wouldn't be so hard. The first man steps up and observes his surroundings. Finally, he picks a stur